Stay Tuned – Letter 1
HammerHead,
First, let me just say that I’ve been a long-time listener of HammerHead & Phil’s Morning Mambo. If there’s any AM talk radio show that I feel clearly defines my interests, it’s yours.
I’m writing in because I feel that you were particularly AWESOME on today’s show. The way you hammered into Phil when he disagreed with your political itinerary was classic. I must say that I highly disagree with Phil. 1. He’s boring. 2. The tunes he plays are lame (tell him to put on some METAL!) 3. He clearly is a stupid assbag. I can’t see one good reason why he didn’t agree with your theory of punching everyone in the stomach who doesn’t like Led Zeppelin. It’s a wonderful theory that I, for one, have been putting into practice ever since you mentioned it on the May 2nd show.
So, given Phil’s un-metal loving lameness, I suggest a coup. That’s right, I’m suggesting that we kick Phil off the show. Of course, you’ll need a sidekick, and I think that person should be me.
Your soon-to-be co-DJ,
- Mako
